1 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,931 Nowadays, being a nerd is cool, but, in the 80s, 2 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:18,018 we had a dedicated subject to remind us that we weren't: 3 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:19,395 gymnastics. 4 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,399 I love the smell in torn underwear in the morning. 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,278 But sadness loves company, and my company was Greg. 6 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,029 I was lucky to have Greg, 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,450 mainly because it was the most unhappy time of the year: 8 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,785 the week of the fire. 9 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,538 - Are you prepared? - Here. I brought an extra. 10 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,373 I don't want to borrow your protector. 11 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,709 If you don't use it, You'll need to borrow balls. 12 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:47,172 The fire was five days of war of government-approved children. 13 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,883 It started with physical education. 14 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,262 But it affected all subjects at school. 15 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,973 Sociology. 16 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,640 Science. 17 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,309 We weren't safe 18 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,270 not outside from the principal's office. 19 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,105 Seriously! 20 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,817 ALTERNATIVES FOR PHYSICAL EDUCATION 21 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,070 Thank you for being my friends. 22 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,990 Greg, I found a way for us to escape the fire! 23 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,909 What? Seduce director Morello? 24 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,453 You really should, She loves milk chocolate. 25 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:21,414 No. Look! It says here that if students are in a club 26 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,417 based on physical activities, They don't need to do gymnastics. 27 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,086 - We have to form a club. - You are a genius! 28 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,631 But we have to do this soon, I'm running out of underwear. 29 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,342 I already have my last one. 30 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,553 And now she was gone. 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,516 How awesome! 32 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:42,852 We can finally relax without seeing things fly in our heads. 33 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,230 That's why that we have to be discreet. 34 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,607 Let's choose an activity that no one likes. 35 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,025 - Tennis? - He forgets. 36 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,985 White people love sneakers. 37 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,196 It's the only sport that we still dominate. 38 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,405 Not for long! 39 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,324 And how about exercising with jazz? 40 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,911 No, that would attract girls, and girls attract bullies. 41 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,455 But something with dancing it could be good. 42 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,541 What is the dance What white people don't know? 43 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:05,834 All! 44 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:06,793 I already know! 45 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,045 A club for break dancing? 46 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,297 But what a great idea! 47 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,341 You b-boys will surrender to the rhythm 48 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,510 as in "Breakin' two: Electric Bugalu"! 49 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,719 That. 50 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,264 But damn, you need three-member 51 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:21,516 to start any club and, unfortunately, 52 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:25,144 no one else on Tattaglia there's "gin, gin, gin, gingado"! 53 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,146 Alright, I know a bro. 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,857 Thanks for helping us, Drew. 55 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:32,360 I'm not doing this for you, I love martial arts. 56 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,903 Is breakdancing a Martial Art? 57 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,906 "The robot" is with the karate moves. 58 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:42,245 I'm so happy you guys brought the flavor of the streets for our school! 59 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,831 That's for sure goes to our newspaper. 60 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,458 Wait, that on the wall Is it black mold? 61 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,880 I don't see the color, Chris, I only see mold. 62 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,551 My sister, Tonya, had an attitude and a house key, 63 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,595 so for gang of girls from the 7th series, 64 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,638 she was an adult and in charge. 65 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,224 Algebra class was cool today. 66 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,601 Yeah, it kind of was. 67 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:07,103 - No, it wasn't. - Yeah, I hate algebra! 68 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,354 Me too, I always hated it! 69 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,691 But she was about to take one out because of a belly button. 70 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,318 Wow, Sally! 71 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:16,154 Our! It's a cropped! 72 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,906 I managed to get my mother to buy it. 73 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,407 Can you believe it? 74 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,284 You are so lucky! 75 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,621 I just walk like this, wearing these children's clothes. 76 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,498 Don't you get cold? 77 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,919 I stay, but I'm cute. 78 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,257 Has anyone seen my house key? 79 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,467 It's here. 80 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,137 I have to go home and go in alone. Let's go. 81 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:42,222 Aren't you coming? 82 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,849 I wanted to eat a calzone. 83 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,267 We stay with you! 84 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,395 Can I have a sip of this here? 85 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:57,488 There was a new queen bee, and Tonya was feeling the sting. 86 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:01,741 The usual, Julius? Or do you want something fancy today? 87 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,451 Chic? What are you going to do? 88 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:06,330 Paint an "eight" there and pocket it in a hole in the corner? 89 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,210 The usual, Manny. It's how my wife likes it. 90 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,379 How does your wife like it, Mr. Omar? 91 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,423 And truth. You don't have a wife. 92 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,926 You're right, I don't have a wife, 93 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,804 I have wives of my clients. 94 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,473 Just look at her! 95 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,684 Monk, pass me a dollar for me to exchange for coins, 96 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:31,020 pretend she dropped it and go after her! 97 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,438 Look, Lord Julius! 98 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,983 Yes, she has many... 99 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,484 wreckage in the wagon. 100 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:40,530 Than in the name of jeans high-waisted, are you talking about? 101 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,450 I don't know how to explain, I kind of have... 102 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,159 butt blindness. 103 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,203 But what do you mean, butt blindness? 104 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:50,164 I even see it, but everyone they look the same to me. 105 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,876 I don't know if it's Grace Jones or Quincy Jones! 106 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:58,881 You are losing one of life's greatest pleasures! 107 00:04:58,882 --> 00:04:59,882 Tragic! 108 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,760 I only have eyes for my wife even. 109 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,681 But you never made it see her butt, right? 110 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,519 Are you enjoying What are you looking at, love? 111 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,313 Damn, woman! You are very... 112 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,398 furry today! 113 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,524 "Pelotuda"? 114 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,985 The only thing you will have pelota here is your head! 115 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,279 What? 116 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,071 - Does she know? - Are you crazy? 117 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,824 How to tell my wife that I've never seen her ass? 118 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,951 Behind glass bulletproof! 119 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:30,164 - We will help you. - It is our duty as men. 120 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,499 TATTAGLIA COLLEGE 121 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,252 Okay, Let's take care of the bureaucratic part. 122 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:40,173 Official name: Break Dance Club. 123 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,216 And how about "Os Manos da Dança"? 124 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,384 No! 125 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,471 He is well. President: me. 126 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:49,557 - When did you become president? - This was all his idea. 127 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,100 None of that matters! 128 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,352 So, as co-chair, I agree. 129 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,437 He is well. 130 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,732 You can be co-president and Drew could be vice president. 131 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:58,734 Legal. 132 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:02,403 Can I be treasurer too? I want an extra photo in the yearbook. 133 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,655 I'm going to stretch. 134 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,407 Wait, let's learn real breakdancing? 135 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,285 No. There is no noise and if I sleep here, 136 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,788 no one will write "king kong" on my forehead, 137 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:13,457 So, I'm going to take a nap. 138 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,000 But then, what am I going to do? 139 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:20,088 You are the treasurer, enjoy the treasure that is this time 140 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,091 that you will pass without anyone hitting you. 141 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:29,847 Thanks for bringing me here, Mom. 142 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:33,226 Of course, love! My children They won't get tattered. 143 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,603 What do you need? Socks, barrettes. 144 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,438 Anything else that's cheap? 145 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,734 Just a little something plus 7th grade, you know? 146 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:44,529 And this one? It's so cute! 147 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,490 I was thinking in something like that. 148 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,201 It's good that the rest of the blouse be on the hanger. 149 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,495 It's a cropped blouse, mom. 150 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,663 Why do you think I will pay the full amount 151 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,914 for half a blouse? 152 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,251 I don't know, my friend has one. She's fashionable, okay? 153 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,797 Let's find something fashionable that doesn't show your belly. 154 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,757 I just want to look more grown up! 155 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,426 What's the problem to look your age? 156 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,387 What's the problem to look more adult? 157 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:12,432 I don't want to walk around my school looking like a stripper! 158 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,225 That was personal! 159 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,186 I just wanted to play dress up with you like a doll, 160 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,439 but you stay there, wanting to be a nun! 161 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,441 Honey, I'm your mother 162 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,904 and I think you have to use stuff like that for now, okay? 163 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,367 Okay, you're right, Mom. 164 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:33,871 Please help me! 165 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,501 Were you going to write on my forehead? 166 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,712 No. Maybe. 167 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,629 I don't know, I'm bored! 168 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,089 Hey! I have an idea! 169 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,300 Petition to invite girls for the club. 170 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:50,761 Greg, I like girls too, everyone likes them, 171 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,597 but "everyone" includes bullies, 172 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:56,517 and the bullies make wedgies with us in front of the girls. 173 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,561 - Is that what you want? - Let's put it to a vote. 174 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,688 Greg! No! No way! 175 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,398 Yeah, this is Chris's club. 176 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,359 Okay, no girls. 177 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,946 You become a cat upside down! 178 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,990 Our! What is that? 179 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,618 Do we have female visitors? 180 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:14,869 Girls, you can come in. 181 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,495 What is this, man? 182 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,541 There are just two girls from my Chemistry class, relax! 183 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,628 Girls, welcome to my club. 184 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,255 I filled out a lot of paperwork. I'm so tired. 185 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,633 I can rest my carpal tunnel here? 186 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,468 He is taking advantage of you. 187 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,385 No, no. 188 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,347 I came to Greg's club. 189 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:39,144 This is a little conservative, but it would look beautiful on you. 190 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,437 Will you let me keep this one? 191 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,939 I'll let you borrow it. 192 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:43,982 Get up. 193 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,817 That! See here, Tasha? 194 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,278 This is how you leave your proud mother! 195 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,906 I am a model student for 15 consecutive weeks. 196 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,950 And I'm on parole 48 weeks ago, 197 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,493 But I'm not bragging. 198 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,329 Let me see your face, girl. 199 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,705 You have beautiful eyes, Tonya. 200 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,791 Serious? 201 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,291 We have to use them. 202 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,670 You will send again in your girl gang. 203 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,299 Now hold your blouse up. 204 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,302 Let's do this, and maybe some earrings. 205 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,763 Look at you! 206 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,268 Our! It looks like I'm old to play the lottery! 207 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,436 ADULT 208 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,855 The next day, my brother seemed eager to dance, 209 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,359 while I was anxious to finally rest. 210 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,196 Damn. 211 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:35,658 But Greg transformed our club into a club for everyone. 212 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,662 "Damn"? Just that? Even your bully is here. 213 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,706 - Get angrier. - Why? It's just Greg being Greg. 214 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:44,334 Greg is selfish. Isn't he always like this? 215 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,878 ONE MONTH AGO 216 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:48,880 Thanks, colleague. 217 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,883 ONE WEEK AGO 218 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,594 At least it's two against one. 219 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,014 ONE MINUTE AGO 220 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,807 Hi Chris. What are you up to? 221 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,687 Chris pooped his pants yesterday, but my underwear is very dry. 222 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,315 It doesn't always work out. 223 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,068 Chris, he's not a good friend, and you need to defend yourself more. 224 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,324 Greg, this club It should be our thing. 225 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,825 Get all these people out of here! 226 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,702 No, I want girls here. 227 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,873 Cool club, Chris. Here is my membership fee. 228 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,168 It saw? I said that they would attract bullies! 229 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:30,172 We should protect each other, but you only care about yourself! 230 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,382 As president, I vote for you to go away. 231 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,842 And as deputy, I support. 232 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,845 As co-president and treasurer, I have two votes. 233 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,096 And I vote for me to stay! 234 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,682 He thinks his vote worth two of mine? 235 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,435 This is worse than commitment of the three-fifths! 236 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,812 - Fight! Argument! - Argument! Argument! 237 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,647 It's not like that that we sort things out! 238 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,735 I came here to see how they were and it looks like I arrived just in time. 239 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,946 There is only one way to resolve this: 240 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,906 a break dancing battle. 241 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,240 Here. Tomorrow. 242 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,284 It is serious? Is this the only way? 243 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,580 It's the way I make sure I'm with my good camera to take photos! 244 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,923 Hi. 245 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,509 - Wow! - Wow, Tonya! 246 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,386 What it was? 247 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,598 What will you want? 248 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,309 I'm trying to piss off my boss for me to be fired. 249 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,186 What is the most disgusting flavor? 250 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:31,524 The one with pork intestine syrup. I should stop doing this. 251 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,235 How disgusting! Give me a dozen. 252 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,324 But don't screw it! 253 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,742 They think my blouse is it too short? 254 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:45,455 Or is it cool that my key house is showing underneath? 255 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,668 Mommy! What are you doing? 256 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,546 You're thinking you're an adult, isn't it? 257 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,800 Come here! I will beat you more than pizza dough. 258 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,222 Let's start with a really easy one. 259 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,891 Pretend this is a small butt. 260 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,061 How would you describe the format? 261 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,230 A pineapple! 262 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:14,942 It's Vanessa Williams. 263 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,360 No, Janet Jackson! 264 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,405 No, Bob Newhart! 265 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,867 Maybe you need glasses to see straight. 266 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:25,245 Now, which one is the low blow? 267 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,833 It's a prank, Both are the low blow! 268 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,752 Our! You're not just butt blind, He's blind to everything! 269 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,296 None of this works. 270 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,506 It's like I wasn't even a black man. 271 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,885 You spent seven hours in a barbershop, you are black. 272 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,679 Still, what bad luck, Mr. Julius. 273 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,682 But hey, thanks for reminding us to be grateful for the butts. 274 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,393 Next time I see a beautiful and big ass, 275 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,645 I will tell him how much I love him. 276 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,313 Twenty minutes later 277 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,025 he was arrested for harassing a police horse. 278 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,153 Peaches! Open that damn door! 279 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,157 My mother wasn't that angry with Peaches since... 280 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,993 Since last time that she talked to Peaches. 281 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,370 Don't make me go get my battering ram! 282 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,831 Hi, cute. Is your mother at home? 283 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,708 I'm right here. Go watch TV. 284 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,793 I need to prepare for Bible study. 285 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,129 Are you going to study for a study? 286 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,506 My God! Sometimes, I swear, 287 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,674 I wonder if she really is my daughter, 288 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,343 then I remember how she tore me apart... 289 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:26,680 Peaches, you dressed my daughter with your promiscuous clothes? 290 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:30,142 Yes! I bought lots of cool outfits for Tasha, 291 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,769 but she doesn't want to use it. 292 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,522 Sorry, Rochelle, I was just wanting to have fun. 293 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:38,192 You can't do whatever you want just because it's fun! 294 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,569 Our! He spoke just like my mother! 295 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,529 Please! 296 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,405 My mother was so rude, 297 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,366 never let me use what I wanted, 298 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,909 I was embarrassed in front of my friends, 299 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,160 but I showed it to her. 300 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,331 When I turned 18, I left home and I did everything I wanted! 301 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,501 I went to parties, drank, had fun. Except when Tasha was born, 302 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,963 I haven't been with anyone for months, my parts were a mess! 303 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,589 Thank you, Peaches. 304 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,633 You're welcome. 305 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,135 Wait, for what? 306 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:09,056 I didn't know how to breakdance, But luckily, neither did Greg. 307 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,434 Give him a Bed-Stuy beating! 308 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,812 But it doesn't hit him that much don't become racist forever. 309 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,105 This will end soon. 310 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,898 Alright, b-boys! 311 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,777 Whoever gets the reaction The most excited person in the audience wins! 312 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,530 Chris, you go first. 313 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,956 He is well! 314 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:42,007 That was horrible, but I bet that Greg will be even worse. 315 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:43,842 My turn! 316 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,395 Our! 317 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,647 How did this white guy Did you learn to do all this? 318 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,984 White people had a tool secret to learning how to breakdance: 319 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,987 Alfonso Ribeiro! 320 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,035 Now, look at this, suckers. 321 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,246 My neck! 322 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,750 My God, I think I swallowed my Adam's apple! 323 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,171 This could result in a lawsuit. 324 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,924 The club is cancelled! Everyone back to gym class! 325 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,720 I will warm up my arm from being burned. 326 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,681 If you go wrong, I can stay with your baseball cards? 327 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,480 If you're going to hit me again, Can I just finish my algebra homework? 328 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:43,108 It's hard to find the value of "Y" without finding a good position to sit. 329 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,569 I won't hit you. But it helps me understand, 330 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,615 why dress like an adult is it so important to you? 331 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,741 Remember my friend Sally? 332 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,827 She bought a cropped and now everyone pays more attention to her. 333 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,412 I feel left out. 334 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:59,833 I think I have arrived as I When I arrived at the pizzeria, it didn't help at all. 335 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,835 AND. 336 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,421 When I saw you wearing those clothes, I was very angry, 337 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,714 but I was more upset 338 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,926 for talking to Peaches like you can't talk to me. 339 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,845 - I don't want you to be like Peaches. - I don't want to be Peaches! 340 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,263 Thank God! 341 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,933 I mean, Peaches has nice clothes, 342 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,353 but sometimes she seems crazy! 343 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,813 So what do you want? 344 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,941 I just want my friends still respect me, 345 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,901 but I also want to use whatever I want. 346 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,153 The cropped blouse left my stomach cold. 347 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,571 I don't know what to do. 348 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,408 I'm glad you came to talk to me. 349 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,409 You came here. 350 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,285 Tonya, do you want me find a way or not? 351 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,704 Yes, of course, yes. 352 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:40,083 It is true. You will say the following for your little friends. 353 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,508 You should eat something before the fire. 354 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,052 No, it's better to get drunk on an empty stomach. 355 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,846 He is sure? You don't have muscle, 356 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,516 there should be a little fat to cushion the blows. 357 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,311 Isn't it better not to have to walk with this selfish clown? 358 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,062 Yeah, I think so. 359 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:05,023 You're better off without him. Now you can play solitaire. 360 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,443 Or think. 361 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,947 Hi, Jerome. What are you doing here? 362 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,993 It just didn't feel right to give up of you like that, brother. 363 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,911 There's something blocking you. We need to go deeper. 364 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,288 Do you accept hypnosis? 365 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,331 Do you know how to do hypnosis? 366 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,001 I took a course. Do you think I have no aspirations? 367 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,003 Face! 368 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,588 At this point, What do I have to lose? 369 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,465 He is well. 370 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,133 Now, follow the clock. 371 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:34,052 - Then, that watch is mine! - Do you want me to help you or not? 372 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,180 Now, follow the clock! 373 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,475 Follow the clock. 374 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,692 My beloved Jesus! 375 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,778 What are you looking at, son? Do you want to go to hell? 376 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,363 It's breaking one of the ten commandments! 377 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:57,160 "Thou shalt not covet next time's ass"! 378 00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,620 And that! 379 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,665 My father made me scared of liking butts! 380 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,166 What do I do? 381 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,043 I will hypnotize you to stop this. 382 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,837 Follow the clock. 383 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,422 Follow the clock. 384 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,842 You were once blind, but now you can see. 385 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:18,639 Butts, buttocks, butts, asses, butts. 386 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,475 Rabas. 387 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,061 Okay, truth time. 388 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,522 Whose ass is that? 389 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,149 From Pam Grier! 390 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,193 And this one is different from this one! 391 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,195 I see Pam Grier's ass! 392 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,406 So, keep it down! Your wife can listen! 393 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,410 My wife! Baby, I'm going to see your ass! 394 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,706 Hi. 395 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,917 Hi, Tonya. 396 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,546 It was very crazy what happened with your mother. 397 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,549 Sorry, no, it's not funny. 398 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,342 No, it's okay. 399 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,301 You didn't see her, did you? 400 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,637 Your mother? No. 401 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,681 Why? 402 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,558 Here she comes! 403 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,937 Why is she following you? 404 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,273 She's got her eyes on me because last night 405 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,401 I called her a bitch. 406 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,945 Wow, Tonya, you are bad! 407 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,865 Can I have your soda? 408 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,374 It cost! 409 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,003 My little girl is killing it! 410 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,713 Wow, what a good mother I am! 411 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,006 Look at that butt! 412 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,716 Who is the son of a bitch? 413 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,176 Julius! What are you doing? 414 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,721 And why are you with that silly smile on your face? 415 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,808 I'm seeing things that I've never seen before! 416 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,143 You are so hot! 417 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,395 Okay, Julius, calm down. 418 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,981 I'll take you home. 419 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,654 It's so beautiful! 420 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,452 With Greg injured, I was alone. 421 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,079 Damn! I forgot the protector! 422 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,875 Want me to finish with your ball left or right? 423 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:10,251 Left. 424 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,712 It was only used once. 425 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,678 I realized that Greg wasn't the best friend, 426 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,847 but he was a friend. 427 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,726 And for now, that was fine. 428 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,770 In fact, I brought this to you. 429 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,230 Since I know you didn't eat before the fire. 430 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,733 - Not on a full stomach. - Not on a full stomach. 431 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,777 Sorry for ruining your club. 432 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,696 I'll try to be a better friend. 433 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:39,906 Thanks, Greg. 434 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,077 Starting tomorrow, I will be a better friend. 435 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,922 Sally! Come back here, young lady! 436 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,382 Tina, are you okay? 437 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,425 Sally just called me a bitch. 438 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,345 Where is she learning these things?